Afahria

The Cake - Part 2

S1 E42:04

A wandering musician brings a little entertainment to The Wicked Worm, but his performance soon gets tangled up with the tavern’s eccentric patrons and usual chaos. In Afahria, even earning your supper can turn into an adventure.

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Uh. [gentle music] Oh, for the kingdom's sake. Then one of these things. Can you carry a note? Sure. I can even carry two on a good night. Fine. Thou art songbird. Off with you. [upbeat music] Wick, 'tis thee who should be up there, and thou knows it. Don't. I'm just saying, an angelic voice like thine- Mine stays in its cage. Besides, I've only ever sung drunkenly in front of you, and you know I can't sing sober, and I'm dry as a stone tonight. Swore to Gorm I'll remain that way. So don't. [liquid sloshing] Sloppy Sue, you wench. That violet cake was smothered in rare dusk plum frosting, you fool. It's the one color a Trogan will eat. Purple or they won't pay. Thy fault, really. Thou knowest I contain a few weaknesses. You rotten mewing cow. I'd hold thy tongue, poor boy. Poor boy, oh, poor boy. Pleasures of flesh thy most enjoy. [belches] Sue, we need a new cake, now. And it must be purple. All right, all right. Marian! [upbeat music] [gasps] Someone hath destroyed the party cake. Bake us a new one and make it purple or our poor boy here will pop a vein. I mostly do Elvish soda bread. [laughs] "I mostly do Elvish soda bread." Go. [gasps] Thy soiled dipstick once more destroys. [upbeat music]

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