Take me to the river

Everyone in. The oasis water is absolutely pristine. I detect a golden perch in these very depths. Oh my God, it's a kiddie pool, Uncle Arthur. Yeah. [water splashing] [screaming] You know I can't get wet. The pain, the regret. [screaming] Look at you, Arthur. You're finally filling out that suit. This is a massive insurance liability. [water splashing] I want to know, can you help me? I'd love to stay. Oh, Arthur, you've always been such a singer. You're really finding your range. This is the weirdest thing on my feed right now, and I follow a guy who eats light bulbs. [screaming] [water splashing] [singing] Take me to the river. Drop me in the water. You've really outdone yourself with the commute. It's just like a theme park without the lines. If I lose signal down here, I am actually going to cancel this entire reality. [singing] Ah. Take me to the river. Drop me in the water. [singing] I got a feeling that the blotters are dealing with something they don't know, and I got my eyes on you. We're singing from the bowels of the world. There's not even a skip button. Nothing. [singing] Stop, shut 'em down, open up shop. [screaming] [singing] Must dive this breath 'em down low enough. Shut up. [singing] Ah. Okay, so I feel genuinely moved and also deeply wrong. [humming] Someone tell Simon he needs to slim the batch way down. It's hitting too hard. Maybe we should swim. I feel like the rhythm is literally calling to my cellular structure. [humming] Don't fight the resonation, Beatrice. The batch is becoming sentient. [screaming] [water splashing] The view is genuinely doing so much for my perspective. Fantastic traction on this railing, by the way. The HOA flag is at half-mast. That means a chitation is incoming. [suspenseful music] It's a false flag. [panting] They're coming for the yard. Hurry, we have to get back. [suspenseful music] [door closing] They've sent the welcome comommittee. Brace for the surcharge. [machine powering up] [gasping] The Committee is here for the collection. [panting] The surcharge has arrived. [door opening] Oh, wonderful. I'll put on more tea. The collection notice has your name, Chloe. [door closing] Did y'all get one of those too? God, do you have anything to relieve my stress? I have just the thing, dear. [birds chirping] [liquid pouring] [ice cracking] Nothing like a good cryonic freezer shot to put a coma. Hopefully, when she wakes up, she won't even remember. I know I usually don't. [laughing] [machine powering up] Yeah, that's going to hurt tomorrow. It's like one in 10,000 that happens to you. Seems like a minor symptom until you actually shit frozen wibs, ripping your uteruses to the floor. [machine powering up] [screaming] I probably deserved that. Doesn't make it hurt any less, though. [birds chirping] [machine powering up] Second asset pending, collection initiated. [machine powering up]