The Hoarder of Legends

[fire exploding] Every great story begins with a little dust. [blows] [earth moving] Remembered. [gentle music] Showrunner. [gentle music] Well, hello, drifters. I'm Cosmo, the Piscean dragon, professional hoarder of treasure and tales, and your brand-new host. This is Ember and Tide. Grab a seat in the tide pool, the water's perfect, and the fire's just getting started. Welcome to the Tide Pool. 2,000 years of treasure, one tale at a time. Soundboard, snacks, no filter, 30 seconds, big guy. Helios Pro Wrestling, clay-potied chaos, mythological muscle. His son, HercuLess, thinks the 12 legies were a warmup. Links in the tide below. Stick around, darlings. Next treasure's even shinier. Every legend begins somewhere, tide and flame all at once. And we are so back. Next from the tide pool, Gattery Groves. Welcome to Paradise. Sun, secrets, and drama thick enough to spread on toast. Fun fact, Kelby Keys appears in this one. He's such a character. [gasps] He plays himself? In Paradise? That's either genius casting or the laziest writing in AITV history. At least he got the good hair. Paradise Kelby is living your best life. [laughs] All 12 of Michael J. Sitak's shows stream free on showrunner.to, and this dragon's just getting started. Same tide pool. Next treasure. Don't you dare swim away. He means watch more. He just says it with scales. Next from the tide pool, Cronies, a game show inside a flooding clock tower. Adult and kid teams racing the rising water. So, your whole thing, but with a clock and children. The clockmaker hosts, the chronosphere judges, and the water waits for no one, not even dragons. I can hear the ocean. That's a clock, not a conch. [scoffs] And yet it's more entertaining than half your stories. Rude. Accurate, but rude. More treasures coming, darlings. The tide pool never runs dry. Unlike some dragon's material. [wave crashing] [upbeat music]