Ruin and Romance

Oh, that's interesting. Don't look now, your doppelganger just spawned. [gun cocking] What happens when you run out of ammo? [sighs] Hand to hand. Hope for the best. Got to say, most frightened I've been on a date in a while. Really? You date often? You know what I miss? Music. There you go. [explosion] Oh, that's not good. [gunshots] [grunts] I tried to surf it down from the 90th floor. I have an idea. Give me the scoot. [explosion] All right, cowboy. You've earned a kiss. Oh, sweet chocolate. [heartbeat] [machine sound] I am genuinely tiring of these morphing robots. Go, go power- Rangers, hide. Now, we don't have enough ANSMO to fight them. [explosion] The truck is too far away. We cannot escape. We need ammo, food, and water, or we are going to die. We are going to die one way or another. They are going to find you. They're going to find you, find you. Not you, too. [explosion] [laughs] Did a rainbow man just save our lives? Best date ever. Get in the truck before that robot blows. [machine sound] [explosion] That was nice of Matt, saving us with that monster truck. Oh, yeah. Forget about me saving the day. Nobody's forgetting, Bradley. I'll never forget it. I appreciate you. Hey, lobsters. Oh, poor guys. We should rescue them. Well, well, well, who do we have here? Why won't you die? You killed my twin brother, Brian, so now you die. Not today. [gunshot] If it makes you feel any better, I've never kissed a guy. That is somehow not helping right now. We can go back to my place and cook these guys. [explosion] Please, be friendly. I really cannot handle shooting again. Looks like you just released your tension. Can we please talk about something else? [gunshot] Did you just ejaculate from shooting Dax? Kinky. I see why Vera loves you. Shut up. And for the record, better than blue balls. Is that your fuel truck outside?