HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENTS

Beat The Devil Out

S1 E1 · 1 min 46 sec

Season 1

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Something hides in that frame, and it will not come out by asking. Perhaps it is only grieving. Perhaps it is only lonely. Then we just beat the devil out of it! [laughs] I'd be happy if your mother didn't murder my heart with an avocado and ice pack and snorkel. She was only trying to help you. Help? [water splashing] Punching little kids in the face, it's awesome. You should try. Pass. I like my hands attached. That's not how we do it on the show. [growls] [wood breaking] All aboard, boys. We're going on a trip in our favorite ship. Please, just don't sail us into the cracks again. Favorite? Ha. It is the only one we have left. [explosion] Scarlet, the wall is falling. Hold on to me. I've got you. [explosion] You came back for me. Always. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Ah! I refuse. I will not slumber in that filth. Oh, little pink baby lost. Go sleep in the poop, darling. Splash, splash, Scumble. Rules are rules. [laughs] Well, I'm sorry, Scumble. It's your shit, honestly. You're lucky we even played paper, rock, scissors. Scissors is a coward's throw. Next time it's going to be, "Hey, watch me scissor your baby sister."

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