Maximum Manpower

Since the dawn of man, there have been men. Welcome to Man World, a world where every hero makes the world more man. [alarm sounding] Warning. Warning. Manometer levels low. Manhead, show me all the available men. Yes, Maxaman. Man locating available men. Man location complete. [electronic beeping] Alpha Beast, you're gorilla, you're eagle, you're lion, you're truck. [gun cocking] But you're no man. Space Marine Man. [engine roaring] Everything's a horse if you're enough man. Cowboy Man. [goats bleating] Not again, you one body Gray Swimming Water Man. Rebel Man. [record scratching] Hey, stop. Why are you screaming the men's names? Because that's my thing. That's what I do. Continue. [dogs barking] Every wall is just a floor standing up. [dogs barking] [electronic music] [laughing] Ladder Man. [upbeat music] Stop, stop, stop. [record scratching] Ladder Man? Really? You asked for all available men. He's extensively qualified when it comes to ladders. [sighs] Whatever, Manhead. I think it's enough. We're ready, sir. Man, I told you to always let me know before teleporting the men. Thank you for catching that. You're right, I made a mistake. What's that? That's Creature Man. A strange, devilish horse that does not look like a horse at all. Give me a ladder so I can tame it. That's a creature, not a man. He has "man" in his name. Enough. What's the emergency? I was just feeling alone. I wanted to hang with you guys. Aw, come on! Why don't you ever allow me to have emotions? I, too, have feelings, you know. I've 17,756,788,654. Do you want me to describe them one by one? Oh, no, please. Aha! Conspiracy Man. Don't you all find it strange that we're all being called here without a reason? You all know exactly what's happening. Oh, not again. One, continuity errors, like that mark on your upper left arm. Two, a montage. Not true. No. Nah. Ridiculous. Three, before anything happens, a man in the sky starts talking. Maybe I could ladder up to him. Do not encourage him. The truth is, this is a typical first episode. We're being watched from another dimension where people use tiny mirrors to entertain themselves, and I can prove it. Because time is almost up, and everybody will end up laughing, no matter what. At you, maybe? [laughs] [laughs] [grunts] Man Form. Nostalgia for shoulders. A longing for shoulders never personally experienced. Head-only vulnerability. Awareness that the rest of the body is absent. Disembodied pride. Satisfaction at being an exceptionally functional head