ACTION SQUAD NOW!

Play Time’s over

S1 E19:17

Season 1

Transcript

[crowd cheering] Justice, your reign ends now! Powerbomb protocol. This is my subversive statement, dog. [screaming] Squeaky friends. Again, again. [objects breaking] Release the creative spirit, you shaggy oppressor. Justice abort. Biohazard. Critical failure. [screaming] Belly throne. King belly throne. Button to second. The reign of the Fur Lord ends now. [dog barking] Death from the rafters. [screaming] [objects breaking] [cat hissing] Behold, the gods of the arena demand a rematch. Glory to the plastic. Glory to the lint. Yay, do it again. Do it again. [fire blazing] We've been transported, brothers. This is the main event. I'm fusing to the floor again, guys. Dude, the vacuum just entered the arena. [fire blazing] An angel of the apocalypse has descended to save us. He went inside the tube. That's going to hurt. [screaming] [building crashing] Whoa, total wipe out. Who was that masked bro? [upbeat music] Welcome to the power slam portal, villains. My claw is stuck in the plywood again. Behold, the shadow realm's [burping] wrestling champion. [body slamming] You are nothing, Hiccup, compared to Skulker's magnificence. Nobody talks to the flesh like that. [upbeat music] [character fighting] What did I even do? I am not a punching bowl. [objects breaking] Justice is, Hiccup, served cold. [character fighting] [head bouncing] You dishonor NukeDown with your pathetic presence. Darling, I am the spectacle. Fight me. Sick. Triple combo new coming, dudes. [character bouncing] Prepare for your glorious end in the dirt. The spotlight fades to black for you commoners. [laughing] Wipe out time, bruh. Bruh, to the max. [character bouncing] [upbeat music] Yeah. Yeah. This is exactly what heroes do. My woofer, the base will drown, non. Milord, the shield warns us. [water bubbling] [screaming] A noble steed for a noble crew. [water splashing] [screaming] Non! [upbeat music] How long do you think we're going to be stuck in here? [laughs] I'm not sure, but at least there's a nice bar. [water bubbling] This is definitely worse than the VIP lounger. Did you see that exit? 10 out of 10 for the dismount. The shield, it failed to filter the smell. [water bubbling] This is definitely worse than the VIP lounge. The shield, it failed to filter the smell. [screaming] Wait, it flesh can't swim. [water bubbling] This is definitely worse than the VIP lounge. Did you see that exit? 10 out of 10 for the dismount. The shield, it failed to filter the smell, but at least it floats. [water bubbling] Tonight, we destroy the Action League for good. Fifi, finally. You do something worth purprinting. I heard everything. Wait, what am I tripping on? [screaming] [body thudding] [gentle music] So Harder, you think boys notice you through that headpiece? Boys notice perfection, Clearance, but... [static buzzing] I just want a boy with good voltage regulation. I just want a boy that blows my back out and knows how to eat it from the back. I wonder what No Emotion is doing right now. Have you seen his mask? It's golden. Don't ask who he is, though. He'll never tell you. [static buzzing] The bus can't stop, per subtion nine. I will reformat this situation immediately. My crown, crown. It is getting scuffed. [screaming] [tires screeching] [bus crashing] Justice, we got to keep this bus above 55. No legs, no mercy. USB bites everything. [dog barking] Squeaky toy, squeaky toy. [explosion booming] Behold, the corrugated carnival kingdom is, is mine. I am not drunk, I am menacingly intoxicated. [burping] And also, free funnel cake for the shadow realm. [burping] Fangus, get off Discord and help me conquer something. [burping] You're drunk again, Gary. At least I've spoken to a woman, beast. [screaming] Cloutra, tonight we strike the neighborhood. 400 likes on my gym selfie. Unacceptable. Nobody wants your sweaty content, sorceress. Says the drunk who can't conquer a killed deck. I am menacingly intoxicated. Skuller, someone just posted my exact look. [door bangs] Bro, this energy is extremely low value. [burps] Get out. I'm in the middle of a scheme. [wine glugging] Brother, you have 40 seconds before my live ends. Hey, Skuller. Nice place. How did you breach the dread catadel? [burps] Door was unlocked, buddy. [burps] A tactical oversight. Okay, Skuller, show me. Full house, baby. You're kidding me. [burps] Pay up, meat boy. You just took my entire paycheck. Should've folded. I can't even get home. Walk. [door bangs] Citizens, never ever ride in the trunk. The trunk is a death trap, my friends. [upbeat music] [car thuds] The trunk is extremely danger. [screaming] [body thuds] Justice served. [footsteps plodding] I meant drunk driving. Never drink and drive. [sighs] Wait, why is that car rolling towards me? [dramatic music] [body thuds] [tires screeching] [car thuds] Behold, your scene needed a director. You almost flattened me, you masked maniac. Yes, yes, but the brake line is cut. We are moving again. [car thuds] [tires screeching] My static is spiking. Get down. Not the mask. Anything but the mask. [car thuds] I am fine. Completely fine. [sighs] [tires screeching] I quit. I am done. Adios. You coward, the scene is not over. [body thuds] I have been abandoned by my leading man. [upbeat music] I sampled your whole intro, dude. It slaps. That performance belongs to me alone. Both of you are totally unrad, bro. [gunshot firing] [upbeat music] [screaming] Dot Matrix, darling, Groove Street does not play. Yo, I'm dropping the beat down right now. [upbeat music] You three-dimensional fools will be reformatted. [upbeat music] Ah! Stand back, you rhythmic ruffian. She requires a gentleman's reformatting. Back off, pops. I'm the one with the real frequency to sync her up. [upbeat music] Error. Overload. Rebooting the world. [upbeat music] Ah! [electronic music] A grander stage for a gentleman's triumphant return. Keep it moving. We're in the hyperdimension lane now. Reboot success. System stable. [glass shatters] [siren wailing]

Episodes

Keep watching on Showrunner

Watch now