Haunted Junk Unveiled

Hi. Hello. I'm Gordon. I'm 35 and a paranormal investigator, which is a real job, I checked, and this is Allegedly Haunted. You bring us your haunted junk, and we tell you if it is. And that's Janine, my skeptic-in-residence. I'm here because the van needed a driver. Every episode, she'll tell you it's not haunted. I will, and it never is. Also, it's sad you don't have a license. So come on down to the Hudson Convention Center and say hi. Don't forget to bring your haunted whatever. Tips are appreciated and required. That was... You didn't have to say that part. I absolutely did.