Want a Toot of K?

[outro jingle] You want a toot of K? Nine, thank you. I stick with my cocaine tincture. [laughing] It's from the pharmacy. Very legitimate. [laughing] Okay. Back to the important point. Yes. The fart. [laughing] So I'm saying it's a methane propellant system, same fuel as Raptor, which means in theory- In theory, yeah, but you ignore the frame of reference. To the man who farts, it is a small event. To the man across the couch, it is the cosmos. [laughing] That's subjective. I'm talking thrust. [laughing] Thrust is negligible. I have calculated. Even with optimal conditions, the chili, the beans, you get maybe one-millionth of a newton. [laughing] With a standard nozzle. If you optimize the nozzle geometry- Do not optimize the nozzle. [laughing] Bell-shaped expansion, regenerative cooling. Elon. I'm just saying, first principles. [laughing] Nobody's iterated on the butt in 200,000 years. Then explain the silent ones. Same volume of gas, no sound, but the smell, 10 times worse. This is the true mystery of the universe. Not the speed of light. This. [laughing] Spooky action at a distance. [laughing] I hated it then. I hate it now. [laughing] Hey, Albert. Hey, what are you guys talking about? Farts. [laughing] Forget that. Who wants some of this LSD for our bike ride? [laughing] Ooh! Ooh! Me. No, me. Pick me. Me. [outro jingle]