Gantry Groves: Welcome to Paradise (Ep. 2)

[upbeat music] Name's Silas Vance, longest tenant here at Gantry Groves, and Marsha's husband. I'm the owner, she's the keeper. Was here before there even was a name for this place. My land. Didn't sell it for the golf course. I get paid every time somebody buys a round. Made sure to retire smart. Now, if you'll excuse me, these animals won't clean themselves. [door closing] Be sure to get my good side. [footsteps] Have a blessed day. [engine starting] [crying] Good morning, everybody. [groans] Good morning, my love. You got up early. I had to make my own coffee. Imagine that. Marsha and I hit a rough patch in our marriage. Well, it wasn't rough. He was pretty smooth. Let's just say I sleep in the RV. He? Excuse me. I said too much. Hey, homo! [laughs] What's up, Nate? Pool still closed? Yeah, stupid resurfacing. It's never going to reopen, just watch. Bless his heart, beating himself up. We all sin before Christ. Wouldn't be human otherwise. Now, who shall we piss off today? [paper rustling] What you doing down here? Going to 11. You're one of those? Sometimes you see a cutie, like today. That's a hard no for me. Mine's staying on. I can see the hard no. Morning, Mr. Swaybe. What do I owe the pleasure? Can it, Marsha. Three weeks, that pool still ain't fixed. My lot rent includes that pool. No pool, you owe me a discount. No can do, Doug. Any extra goes to the Lord. [slaps counter] Then maybe the Lord can explain this. Sun's out, bums out. The point of no return. [wind blowing] It's winking at me. Okay, B, I'll join you if nobody else is around. [club hitting] Kiss that one goodbye. You guys, Chad just got a hole in one! Oh my God, so good. Thanks for the hearts, you guys. Keep on tipping for more action. Kenny probably already took it. I didn't think I'd like it. [laughs] [water splashing] Freeing, isn't it? Excited is more like it. Hey, as much as I want to, hands up here. [whimsical music] [club hitting] [balls clattering] You're supposed to leave them where they lie, Kenny! Not on my watch, clever. I make bank off these here balls. Well, that just ain't right. [laughs] Can't help it you ain't got any. [panting] Well, this is awkward. Want a ride back to the Groves? Don't gotta ask me twice, Naty likey. Play your cards right, there's more where this came from. Now we're talking. [door closing] You can put your hand there now. [engine roaring] I've given y'all enough time. My investors won't wait forever. Think about it. This place bulldozed in a week, and y'all can be retired. Honey, I don't control the purse. Not yet. [club hitting] [glass breaking] Fore! [body thudding] Son, you all right? Do I look all right? Son, I don't know who pissed in your Cheeries, but out here, y'all gotta pay attention. [body thudding] No, no, I don't wanna hear it. What's the matter? You're so fidgety. Is everything all right? It's Mr. Vance. Him and I have- You don't have to explain, hon. We can go. Hey, BJ, thanks for today. I enjoyed myself. We can enjoy each other some more back at my place. Bubba's out till 6, and Dottie's around. Why don't you call them Mom and Dad? [laughs] Because you can call me Daddy. Oh, you're bad. [upbeat music] What? Is everyone gay around here? [club hitting] 11. [club hitting] [bell dinging] Yeah! Oh. Kenny! [screams] It's alive! It's alive! [gasps] Contact. Where? Who? You scared me worse than the squirrel. Kenny! Squirrel! You! You screamed first, woman! [gasps] I overheard Marsha and Doug at the diner. What? They planning my demise? That Swayze's no good, Silamus, bless his heart. I'm not selling, Dottie. Never will. [footsteps] If you're wanting a golf course, it's your other left. [engine roaring] Stupid tourists. [door opening]