Meet Meatloaf

Meatloaf, you come back here when I'm talking to you. Shut up, Ma. God. What's up, broleo? Your dad came by and sexed my mom all up today. He delivered a package. It's what he does. [chuckles] Until he remembers he wishes he was dead. Your gross-ass uncle came by, too. He make her a balloon animal? A balloon snake? As in his wiener? Anyway, what do you want me to do about it? I don't know, man. I just want to have some fun. [farts] That was pretty fun. What now? You're kind of a dick. Hey, you want to go to the park? Grub is supposed to be there. Grub Scabonia? He'll put it on ya. I'm just worried the whoring is going to tear my family a- Oh, fuck yeah. Free burger, dude. [screams] Here, take a bite. Nah, I'm not hungry. Come on, "Lady and the Tramp" it with me. You'll feel better. [crunch] Wow, this is good shit. There's a smoky flavor. Whoever took a bite out of this was a smoker, you can tell. I love how the sun kept the cheese gooey and the mayonnaise warm, like a heat lamp. [gasps] [car screeching] [rock music] Hey, you little shits, you want some candy? [screams] Man, ain't nothing free these days. Not even free candy. Everything comes at a price. Yeah.