We’re all gonna die!

Man's best friend. Man's best friend. It's dogs and man till the end. Banned. [whimsical music] [bear growling] Took you long enough. As always, madam. My fellow Americans, dogs are out, bears are in. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I knew it. I feel the winds are changing. Did you just say you passed wind? What? No. The humans just did something big. [farts] Hey, wonderful family. I knew the bears were taking over. We're banned. Rubber bands? They're so chewy. Your brain's chewy. I think it's time for a pack meeting. Where is everyone else? My ham. That's right. Eat while you can. We've been banned. [record scratches] We're going to be homeless soon. No! [body thuds] What? I'm just out of my bacon bits. She took my ham! My no ham! [dog barking] We're all going to die. Banned. [slap]