Pilot - „Just Another Morning in Muddlewick”

Nice and quiet this morning. Exactly how I like it. [door opening] Dad, Biscuit found something. Apparently, a road. [door opening] Wilkins, your dog stole the roadworks. Not all of them, surely. [door closing] [knocking] Morning, Arthur. We've had a report of a stolen road. The whole road? Just the sign, apparently. Biscuit, come back. Stop, police! [dog barking] [screaming] [sighs] Morning, Arthur. Morning, Edwin. I'm not asking.