The Wedding Show

[upbeat music] Arzali and the Miors. [laughing] Yeah, yeah! [upbeat music] Gentlemen, Sharifa's wedding awaits. Relax, Zali. I know exactly where we're going. That's what worries me. Make sure we look professional. We are professionals. Professionals usually check the address. [upbeat music] There, boys, our stage. That? It's beside the buffet. Exactly. Best location. Every guest walks past us. Wonderful. A captive audience. They're queuing for chicken, Zali. My singing will make them forget their food. Please don't. The food is our payment. Then, for once, Matt, make sure we get paid in advance. [upbeat music] All ready. Give us your famous voice. [microphone squealing] Testing, one, two. How do I sound? Magnificent. Just like the radio. Funny, the microphone isn't connected. Then it's natural talent. You're shouting into Matt's ear. My left ear has resigned. [upbeat music] We need a proper dedication to the happy couple. Easy. For the beautiful bride, Sharifa. And the groom? Naturally, him too. What's his name, Matt? I didn't ask. You booked a wedding without asking the groom's name? Don't worry. If we're lucky, he won't ask for ours. [upbeat music] Ready? I'll introduce us. Make it grand, Matt. We're future legends. Try getting through one wedding first. [microphone squealing] Ladies and gentlemen, Arzali and the Miors. They're stunned. Matt, did anyone invite us? The man directing traffic waved. He waves at everyone. [upbeat music] Matt, this invitation says the bride is Zaiton. Zaiton? We're here for Sharifa. I followed the smell of food. Then play "Duhai Zaiton." Sharifa's wedding is across the road. They're expecting Arzali and the Miors. Well, at least we had a rehearsal. A rehearsal? For somebody else's wedding? [upbeat music] Arzali and the Miors. Yeah, yeah!