Softbound

Sober as a Daisy

S1 E51:45

Fruella’s brutal hangover inspires a bold new plan: quit drinking, sort of. But as she negotiates loophole after loophole with an increasingly unimpressed Milkman, her promise of sobriety spirals into booze, denial, projectile vomiting, and an ominous warning that their problems are about to get much bigger.

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[whimsical music] Water, rest, repeat. Who are you to judge me, you fat gnocchi bitch? Don't you judge me, you bitch. Sorry, you're just trying to help. It's okay. Well, starting today, I'm quitting drinking. Well, all right. Well, not forever. We'll do today and see what's what tomorrow. Also, a Bloody Mary for breakfast is actually healthy, so it doesn't count. Also, I have a big meeting today, and I have to slay in this meeting, or I'll get fired. And if I get fired, how am I supposed to eat? [gulps] What? Do you want me to starve? You have to take accountability and realize you have a problem. No more excuses. Totally. Look, I can just wean myself off. Watch. [gulps] Okay, I know how this looks. [brushing] [vomits] I can brush my teeth if I have to. [wind blowing] Is that some kind of perfume? [hiccups] They be perfume maybe? [hiccups] I have a feeling we won't be worrying about puke much longer. So are you turning me into Swiss cheese or what?

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