That Time Again with Al & Sloppy

Binary Bits & Cosmic Tacos

S1 E93:28

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Brock, confirmed or not confirmed, play Lux Skulls backwards and you hear God talking backwards Every single track. Everyone go listen to Lux Skulls right now. The mouth wants to consume the music. And Al, also your faces. Good evening, ladies and genitalis. Allow me to introduce my guest, the main man behind the music of Lux Skulls. Is everything cool? Because last time you guys tried to eat me and it was weird, dude. [screams] The acid is making me see demons. The dark lords demand a sacrifice. [laughs] Help me! Help me! [screams] And here we have Gunther. He is a local, very community-oriented. He is eating my coat. This is not a bake sale situation. This is a chewing situation. Ja, ja. Sehr gut. Very soft. More, bitte. He seems to enjoy the texture. Back to you guys. Actually, great whites don't vocalize in German. That's factually incorrect. Randall, nobody hired you to exist near us. [gasps] He's eating the monitor cable. Al, Gunther followed him home. He's chewed through the backup feed. We have 40 seconds of signal left. Gunther seems very motivated today. Good for him. Ja. Mehr kabel, bitte. [screaming] Actually, coaxial cables are shark-proof. I posted about this on r/sharkfacts. Randall, Buffer is dying on that feed. Gunther bit the last one. We're dark, Al. We're completely dark. [screams] Hello, ladies and germs. Hope you all are having a wonderful evening. We are back with our guest, Lux Skulls. How are you today, Mr. Skulls? Hey, man, I'm not really sure. How the hell are you? Are we able to get through this without any problems? Straight-from-my-heart letter is, is you know what a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker. You receive a love letter from me, I'll send you straight to hell, fucker. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. [whimpers] [screaming] Technically, this is an optimization. Randall, my lizardy's sinking. So many teeth today. [screaming] Technically, being consumed is the ultimate form of brand integration. My schnozz is merging with the porcelain. Randall, do something productive. Glug, glug, glug. The vinery is spicy. [upbeat music] This is AI hallucinating slop. It's not slop, it's our liquidified dignity. Mm. Tastes like pixels and regret. Whatever holds Cosmic Al has 47 seconds before full dimensional collapse. [ding] [rumbling] Stand down, shark. This is a dimensional emergency. Great. The void sent us a snack review. This will taste like unresolved plot. Sehr gut. We are not food. We are people. They have a Crunchwrap Supreme with my face on it, Casey. My face on the wrapper. Dude, are those Doritos Locos Tacos? Wait, Sway, no. We are not solidarity, bro

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