Static Sacrifice

SofaKinger, your signal is totally giving main character energy! The signal died when they canceled analog, bestie. The frequency only bends for those who stopped searching. [suspenseful sound] [rumbling] Wait, is this like a VIP transport? My hair is going to be so frizzy. The signal is taking me home. The channel has changed. [suspenseful sound] The ottomans. It was the only thing that held the universe together. Is he trying to redecorate? Because this vibe is literally a disaster. The frame rate is dropping. [grunts] [suspenseful sound] Ugh, I am literally so over that dimension. [squelching] This connection is totally toxic. The broadcast demands sacrifice. [static] The transmission is complete. [birds chirping] The transmission was never for us. [static] [suspenseful music]