Pacified Business

[door slamming] Family! I fixed our money problems forever. Gary, we talked about you fixing things. I took out a second mortgage to invest in my buddy Dale's car wash for dogs. A car wash for dogs. Dogs hate water, Dad. That's the brilliancy, Milo. We wash them against their will. High turnover. [bell dinging] Gary, how much of the house did you mortgage? Optimistically, all of it. Ugh. We are going to lose the house because of a dog car wash. Kind of iconic way to go, honestly. [sad music] [paper rustling] If you'd asked me, I could've restructured the second mortgage into a fixed rate refinance and saved you 11%. See? This is the kind of family support I needed. She's one, Gary. Goo-goo. [fart]