Tom’s Head
Do-Si-Don't - Part 4
S1 E91:41
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
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[upbeat country music] Listen to the caller, trust your partner, don't overthink it. Wait, I'm actually doing it. See? You belong here. That's my guy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. There in your blue jeans. You spin like a top. Statistically, you had a four-second competence window. Hair high. Lead it, Toby, right now. You got that grin. Okay, dude, I go. Makes me want to move. When you walk in. Never lost it. I got one thing to do. [laughs] Still got it. My knees go loose, my heart goes wild. Some things you don't forget. [laughs] You look my way, I lose my style. One, two, three, you shake that room. I lean on in and holler soon. I want to achy breaky. Achy breaky. I want to achy breaky. Oh, yeah. Put it on me. Make me move. I want to achy breaky. You've the grace of a young stag, Toby Crack, albeit one being chased by a pack of wolves. I can't stop. My legs have developed a mind of their own. It's a neurological phenomena called the Heritage Hall reflex. I'm the king of the floor. Overnight dress swinging high over the bar. Cowboy boots tap on a old guitar. This is just dramatic evidence of observation, people. You snap your fingers. I just discovered a successful experiment. I slide right near. You say, "Come on." I say, "I'm here." My boots hit hard, my pulse runs hot. You flip that smile, I want what you got. The whole joint turns when you step in view. I raise my hands and shout to you. I want to achy breaky. Achy breaky. Okay, I admit it. I want to achy breaky. This is actually awesome. I told you, traditions are worth keeping, baby. Son, you've been wrong, wrong before, just never this publicly. [laughs] [audience cheering]
Episodes
All 126 episodes
S1 · E1
Shampoo Head - Part 1
When Tom washes his hair, a towering wave of shampoo engulfs the Crownlands, triggering a civilization-wide disaster that politicians exploit, corporations capitalize on, and scientists desperately struggle to explain while the true cause remains hilariously out of reach.
S1 · E2
Shampoo Head - Part 2
When Tom washes his hair, a towering wave of shampoo engulfs the Crownlands, triggering a civilization-wide disaster that politicians exploit, corporations capitalize on, and scientists desperately struggle to explain while the true cause remains hilariously out of reach.
S1 · E3
Shampoo Head - Part 3
When Tom washes his hair, a towering wave of shampoo engulfs the Crownlands, triggering a civilization-wide disaster that politicians exploit, corporations capitalize on, and scientists desperately struggle to explain while the true cause remains hilariously out of reach.
S1 · E4
Shampoo Head - Part 4
When Tom washes his hair, a towering wave of shampoo engulfs the Crownlands, triggering a civilization-wide disaster that politicians exploit, corporations capitalize on, and scientists desperately struggle to explain while the true cause remains hilariously out of reach.
S1 · E5
Shampoo Head - Part 5
When Tom washes his hair, a towering wave of shampoo engulfs the Crownlands, triggering a civilization-wide disaster that politicians exploit, corporations capitalize on, and scientists desperately struggle to explain while the true cause remains hilariously out of reach.
S1 · E6
Do-Si-Don't - Part 1
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
S1 · E7
Do-Si-Don't - Part 2
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
S1 · E8
Do-Si-Don't - Part 3
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
S1 · E9
Do-Si-Don't - Part 4
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
S1 · E10
Do-Si-Don't - Part 5
As the Crownlands celebrates its biggest square-dancing festival, a young inventor's latest experiment throws the festivities into chaos, sparking political finger-pointing, public panic, and yet another disaster whose true cause lies far beyond anyone's imagination.
S1 · E11
The Crownlands Scammers Strike Back - Part 1
When a wave of smooth-talking con artists exploits the Crownlands' latest crisis, politicians, influencers, and desperate citizens become easy marks, proving that in a world built on misinformation, the greatest disaster isn't the one falling from above—it's the one people willingly believe.
S1 · E12
The Crownlands Scammers Strike Back - Part 2
When a wave of smooth-talking con artists exploits the Crownlands' latest crisis, politicians, influencers, and desperate citizens become easy marks, proving that in a world built on misinformation, the greatest disaster isn't the one falling from above—it's the one people willingly believe.
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