Bombshell at Breakfast

[upbeat music] Hey, would you like some help with that sunscreen on your backside? I would rather get skin cancer. [scoffs] Please. Nobody can resist these. Not even if he soaked his hands in bleach. The ladies are playing hard to get because of the cameras, but give it time. The ladies can't resist the great Paul of Jaina. Would you like to add some beef to this hot pot of stroganoff you're cooking? Adding that tiny amount of beef to any pot would still be a vegan-friendly dish. My bologna has a first name, it's P-A-U-L, Paul. He's such a clown. None of us can stand him. Singing about bologna made me really want a hot dog. But anyway, if the cameras weren't on, Janice would've totally been like, "Is that a foot long? I need a taste. Nom, nom, nom." Paul, I need to see you for a private meeting. A private party? Hell yeah. This isn't a party. I'm the head of HR, and we need to discuss your inappropriate behavior. HR? This show has an HR department? Honey, this may be a reality TV show, but it's still a place of business. Oh. What are you doing after the meeting? Besides me, that is. You want to get some spaghetti and meat-Pauls? Oh, hell no. [upbeat music]