Dog of the House

Who's a Good Dad? | Part 10

S1 E101:16

After a mystical amulet transforms suburban father Jerry into the golden retriever-headed Dog Dad, his family bizarrely insists Jerry is gone forever, leaving him to watch helplessly as Ginda embraces her new "single" life and the household spirals into surreal dysfunction.

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Uh, what? Professionally, I'd recommend waiting a few weeks. But personally, I can pick you up at 7:00. [laughs] Yeah, right. Change everything about yourself, and maybe we'll talk. [upbeat music] [audience cheering] All right. How do you write a personals ad? Haven't done one of these in a while. How about a blonde bombshell mom with three ugly kids and a husband who's permanently in the doghouse? Mom, someone ate my Sammy Davis Jr. rookie card again. Wish someone would eat my Sammy Davis Jr. rookie card. [audience laughing] [upbeat music] Mom. I need slobber all over my flip-flops. Someone peed in my witch's cauldron, and I'm just really upset about it because I pre-shrunk the top, and someone peed. I'm so mad about my flip-flops being slobbered on, too, and I'm pretty sure it was Lila. And someone peed. I just don't like pee. One at a time. Mama's on her third bowl of wine already. [audience gasping] Somebody peed in my witch's cauldron. Lila slobbered all over my flip-flops. Something tells me this is all the work of a dumb, dirty, stupid fucking dog in our life. [audience laughing] Mom, Dad is sitting right here. [audience gasping] Yeah, and I'm sitting here trying to find you a new dad

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