Mmm ... Breakfast Cereal!

Hey, everyone. If you've read the Banana Chan scripts on the author's website, heads up, these cartoons are different. Yep, totally different. And before you ask why... It's because the author wants to make the show this way So sit back and enjoy it. Okay, listen, this is the best coffee in the whole timeline. Rione, you have cream on your nose. [upbeat music] [laughs] That's not cream, that's a tactical foam camouflage. Rione, my latte just said "meow" in binary. That's not funny, Lacey. Why is it glowing? [screams] Banana emergency! I wasn't briefed on the cat! There's a countdown. 60 seconds, Lacey, and it's ticking. Flonky! I have consulted the potato, and the potato says, "Fight!" Lacey, the cat just asked for your banana by name. Be gone, you sentient toaster. Unhand my banana! Lacey, the barista is right behind you. Act normal. Hello. I am legally a noodle. Nothing is happening here. Okay, we escaped the barista. Why is the kitten still wearing your fork? Loop Nugget, I am legally a noodle and also royalty. Lacey, it says Buster sent it. Buster's your grandson. Lacey, there's a UFO over the harbor, and it's coming straight for us. Loop Nugget, the kitten says, "Give it the banana or Rain gets zapped." [UFO engine roaring] Then choose, Lacey. Hand it over or run, and we only get one try. Loop Nugget, take the banana, but give Rain back, you sentient toaster. Lacey, the kitten just got promoted. It's the boss, not Buster's messenger. Goblin mode activated. Run, Rione. My skeleton says, "No." I have consulted the potato, and the potato says, "Behold my laser." Lacey, it's crashing. It's going to hit the harbor, and the kitten's still inside. Well, butter my socks, I just crashed the boss. Lacey. Loop Nugget, it's a whole family of cats, and they're chasing my laser. Lacey, the wreck is beeping. 60 seconds, then it blows. Goblin mode activated. Nobody gets left behind, not even the boss. [sighs] Good morning, world. [sighs] Okay, sun, you can shine now. [upbeat music] Buster, you came all the way from 2088. What do you hope to establish by living here in 2026? I want to get involved, Ko. Meet the neighbors, help the town, be part of everything. If enough people are kind to each other, we get a timeline I actually like. So I'm starting with breakfast. That's my grandson. Buster, sweetheart, what did you already change? [device beeping] Excuse me, miss, the portal closes in 10 seconds. Please step through. Ban emergency. Why was there a tie-dye me? Buster, sweetheart, how many of her are there? [door shutting] Ko, Buster told me there are infinite versions of everyone. Infinite! I could be a pirate. Buster, ever since you showed up from the future, this town's gotten way more glitchy than usual. The glitches would happen less if we built more data centers, but my wristband just gave me two terrible choices. Then pick one fast, because that jar of gumdrops just turned into a bell. [bell ringing] When I'm given two choices, I like doing something completely different from either one. Different how? Wait, why do I sound like you? [static] Because the crossing just took my voice, and you're talking in mine. [fire crackling] Why did the time traveler bring a ladder to the park? To reach next Tuesday. [laughs] Okay, that's terrible, and I love it. [laughs] Wait, Kenji, why did your laugh just come out in Cassandra's voice? [static] [upbeat music] Okay, the sign is melting into a bell. Everyone's going to want details. [camera clicking] I'll need this picture as evidence in case I ever tell this story to a psychiatrist. Wait, my phone says the whole town glitches in 10 minutes? La, la, la, the glitches are inspiring me to sing. Miko, stop. My phone says the whole town glitches in 10 minutes. [buzzing] Wait, why is my voice buzzing? And why does your timer say seven? [bell ringing] Okay, come on. We're running to Master Samara's dojo. Sensei, if I stay here, I might glitch the whole dojo. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Operator, I may lack the access to turn off a cartoon I am a character in. The operator says fewer glitches require more data centers, and I must advocate for them. Master, that sounds like a sales pitch, and we have three minutes. Sensei, the operator is saying data centers in my voice again. Citizens of Rain, more data centers will make our cartoon town less glitchy. [alarm ringing] Lacey, the sponsor card says, "Brought to you by Fast Eddie's," and that's this cocky shop. Ban emergency. Our latte is a glumpus of corporate treachery. Friends, none of these glitches are mistakes, and none of it is slop. An AI plans extensively after reading a prompt, so nothing you see is accidental. This is art by an artificial mind interpreting our human world. Mr. Ono, we tracked the countdown here. Why is your name on the receipt? Wait, Mr. Ono, why did you lock the door? Because class is in session, and attendance is mandatory. Give us the key, Mr. Ono. Our friends are counting on us. I sponsored it to hide it from something worse, and only Aria's tablet can stop it. Then why is the countdown on my tablet showing my name? 40 seconds. Wait, the tablet is wired to the chicken? Ugh. I may have hidden the passcode in its squeaker. [upbeat music] Got the key. Mr. Ono, why is the password banana? Banana emergency. Goblin mode activated. Did somebody say password? No. Having four characters in a scene increases the chances of glitches. Mr. Ono just jumped out the window. Okay, everybody breathe. Ignore the weird stuff, and let's just walk out. Liberty, I'm emotionally a shopping cart, so I'm rolling out. Guys, the tablet says walking away was the password. [upbeat music] Okay, light switch. Please be a normal light switch. Two doors, and the tablet says one of us stays behind. [door slamming] Plonky. Nobody gets left behind, not even the furniture. [door slamming] We fell out of the hallway. Why is my tablet showing a road? Florp-tastic. A Vespa and a guitar. I have an idea. Whenever you say that, my stomach files a complaint. [upbeat music] Buster, it's lunchtime. Already? Shooting star, shooting star, carry my wish before the horn goes bar. Florp-tastic. 60 seconds, and the whole sky is my audience. Quick question, how flammable is Tuesday? Anyway, that's why I don't trust ducks. Florp-tastic crowd. My left sock knows too much, and that's why we don't eat magnets. [explosion] Keep talking, Banana. Florp-tastic. Okay, if I joke, you freeze, and if I stop, we lose. Then pick one, because it's about to hit me. [whooshing] Banana, hold the punchline. I've got this thing. Buster, why is it doing your ninja moves? Because it's not copying me. It's copying him. [upbeat music] [whooshing] Okay, wrong arcade. Whoever built you knew my training. Fine. Let's see if you know what I learned after the cult. Wait. That's my old ninja master's finishing move. [whooshing] The platforms are deleting, and that countdown's way faster than the arcade's. You copy everything, so copy this. I'm not finishing the move. Wait. It just said my name in Master's voice. [whooshing] Okay, you're kneeling. Is that a surrender or a glitch? A Squiggy-Mon starter pack? Dude, I've wanted one forever. [whooshing] Wait. Why is Master on the rare card? [whooshing] Okay. Couch, blanket, no countdown. Was that all a dream? Wait. Why is the foil pack still in my hand? The announcer just said Master's real name, and he's looking at me. Buster, Cassandra and I need your opinion on harbor parking permit forms. Florp-tastic, right? Section nine. Muted. Now we can focus. The vibes are crunchy with paperwork, Buster. Page 12 covers boat trailers, and the stamp color matters a lot. Buster, did you hear the Captain Turbo comic is getting a fifth reboot? Isn't that amazing? Sure. Reboots, great. Another timeline nobody asked for. Trade me that foil pack? I'll give you 10 matte leaves. [crickets chirping] Oh, and the Eternal Oasis is parked in the field. Free orbits, but boarding closes in 10 minutes. A spaceship? Miko, come orbit with me. Right now. Yes. Race you there, Buster. [singing] Space is death, Miko. Earth is life. Look how thith that blue line is. Buster, the foil pack is humming. It's pointing at the window. That's not Earth it's pointing at. Something is out there. Passengers, I hope you're enjoying Earth from orbit. Remember, Jesus Christ died for your sins. I'm not supposed to acknowledge the weird stuff you're seeing out the window. We'll be landing soon, where we launched. Volunteers will hand out information about our church. Honestly, it's a pretty reasonable sermon. Kind of slow, though. Yeah, but I'm smiling so nobody gets suspicious. Wait. Miko, why did the ship land and we ended up here? These pastries are amazing, Father. Do you bake them here? Every Sunday. Tell me, children. Where did you two come from? Oh, just visiting. Why is your cross glowing like my pocket? Wait. Your cross detects Squiggy-Mon cards? Like these? Buster, the bell's ringing. Whatever happens, decide fast. Today, I learned that Jesus Christ died for our sins. That's florp-tastic. How can I thank Jesus for that sacrifice? We could start attending church as a family. Fantastic idea. Did I hear correctly? Buster wants our family to attend church? This episode has had way too many glitches already. Buster, glitches are how the AI interprets our reality. That makes them beautiful. [door closing] Why is there a gummy worm countdown on the window? I wasn't briefed on the lollipops. Banana, the lollipop has handwriting. It says, "Mae says hi." Banana emergency. My own grandson's aunt is sending me threats through confectionery. Banana, the stick is pointing at you. Like, personally. [singing] Banana, don't is usually the smart one. Press don't. Ryone, I'm emotionally a shopping cart. I physically cannot resist a button that says, "Lick me." [gasping] Behold my elbow. [thudding] Banana, the lollipop just said, "Thank you for your consent." That's not good. I wasn't briefed on the terms and conditions. Who reads those? I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. Banana emergency. Ryone, I consented to a wedding cake. Well, I read the fine print. Kiss first, panic later? [chiming] Good morning. Do you need anything, Banana? Yes. Learn to knock first, you floof nugget. Banana, the sun just went out again. [static]