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[gentle music] Three, two, one, you're live! Welcome to Snack Attack Radio, the podcast where we rank the world's best snacks. I'm Buster, and she's Banana. So yes, we are professionals. Today's big question: is cereal a soup? Listeners, the pickle jar sponsoring us is clearly unlicensed gravy. Buster, explain yourself. Grandma, I don't sponsor jars. That one's from 2098, and it's ticking. The pickles have unionized! Folks, we have 90 seconds left, so let's talk to our sponsor. Mr. Pickle, any comment? Grandma, if it hits zero, Thursday gets deleted. Help me with the lid. Lacey. Not the Thursday! Buster, why is the jar saying my name? Mr. Pickle, I smell paperwork. Why do you know my name? [jar slams] [gasps] Grandma, that's you, old you. Why is she glaring at me? Buster, what did you do to my Thursday? [jar slides] Grandma, if you open it, Thursday survives, but you learn everything. Your call. Or I let Thursday vanish and stay ignorant? Unlicensed gravy. Both options are terrible. [footsteps] [sniffs] Hmm. Still standing, I see. [footsteps] [jar opens] Buster, I trust you more than my own gravy. Opening it. Grandma, that's my memory. I've never seen that armor on me. [upbeat music] James, give me something sweet to erase that atrocious scene, immediately. Easy, Miss May. Try these. Chewy, harmless, completely forgettable. Why is the wrapper glowing, James? Whose side are you on? Okay, funny story, Miss May. That candy is definitely not supposed to levitate. James, I have just been judged by a gummy bear. Explain yourself. [gasps] Ma'am, the lollipops are pointing at you. James, the ceiling has a countdown in gummy worms. Why is it counting down? Miss May, I think the candy wants you to eat it, fast! [candy thudding] I do not accept ultimatums from confectionery, not even sugar-free ones. May. [upbeat music] Rione, we're in space, and nothing interesting ever happens. [upbeat music]