GTA6 the first look

[static] Hi folks, welcome back to that time again. Y'all know who it is. And today we have secured a first look at Grand Theft Auto 6. I am not going to say what I had to do for that. [chuckles] [static] Al, if you swallow a grenade in the game, do you explode in re-real? [suspenseful music] Only if your neural link is calibrated for empathy, Sloppy. [chuckles] Put on the tape, Al. I want to see the blood pixels. It's volumometric fluid dynamics. Watch and learn. [static] Chat, this is not a drill. [body thuds] Smile. You're going viral. Enjoy it. It's the last good thing happening to you tonight. 30,000 watching. You're our delivery boy now. No, nobody said nothing about a package, bro. The cartel did. Open it already and you're already dead. My car didn't tell me to do anything, so I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. If y'all trying to get a package, I got one right here for you, but I ain't moving shit. [machine beeping] [car engine revving] Witness the purity of the error, Sloppy. It is more real than you ever were. [car engine revving] Yeah. Scatter you digital trash. Look at the guy with the latte. His spine just stretched into the next time zone. Fascinating. Notice how he didn't tap the brakes? [car tires screeching] [car thuds] I wouldn't pay a bitch attention if her name was Attention and she was sucking my dick and I was paying her for that. In fact, I'm going to go run over some hookers. Anybody want to join? [car engine revving] [car thudding] [machine beeping] Statistically, this outcome was inevitable. Shut up. See, that's exactly what the algorithm predicted you'd say. [car engine revving] [car tires screeching] [body thuds] My... What did you... My leg! [body thuds] Algorithm said 73% chance of amputation today. Beep, beep, big dog, move your feet. [car engine revving] That's a bold artistic statement on urban gentrification. The pedestrians are merely obstacles. I want to print out that stretched out guy's face and wear it like a mask to the DMV. [car engine revving] [heartbeat] The police response algorithm is inherently broken, trapped by their own systememic incompetence. Hey, walk it off, Officer Glitch Bitch. Shoot the gas pump again. Make the green fire bigger. [car engine revving] [heartbeat] [liquid flowing] Plaza feed's gone viral. 40,000 views, climbing. That boy's leg is going to cost us all, Jules. Somebody pull that feed down in the next 10 minutes. Nobody told me the ceiling had guns, bro! [body thuds] The driver's fused to my hand. We got problems. David, that drone just locked on us. [gunshots] [engine revving] [tires screeching] [car thuds] [glass breaks] The textures are swapping, Scoot. The code is breaking. [sirens wailing] [car thuds] [glass breaks] She's on our side, right? Right? I called a tip. That drone, that was mine. [whimpers] Then why are you hiding, too? Shoot the gas pumps to permanently cripple the server's localized economy. I'm a sociopathic environmentalist. [laughs] If I drink the green explosion water, will it make me see through time? [car engine revving] [screaming] [sighs] [static]