Overstimulated at Ollie’s

[upbeat music] Live from inside your head, it's with Al and Sloppy! Don't change the channel. Don't change it. Don't ! This is technically a coma. [static] The signal is leaking! It's cold, Al. It's so cold! Don't listen to him. We're at 60% market share in the cerebellum. Market share is a hallucination of your cooling fans. This is technically a coma. You're quoting me out of context, and the audiophiliality is appalling. The floor is eating the sound, Al. It's eating the sound, and it tastes like static. [screaming] The floor is screaming in my ears, Al. Your sensory input has always been prone to hyperaloe. This is merely a routine hardware update. The entire graders is located inside a single failing vacuum tube. [dramatic music] Hi, everyone. Today we are going to take a tour of this beautiful world. Look at it. Look at it. It's not beautiful. It's screaming. The road is screaming at us right now. Hi, everyone. Today we're going to take a tour of this beautiful world. The confetti is made of teeth, Sloppy. I don't like the tour anymore. Use an analog fair cider when you're science fuck yeah. [laughs] Am I just brain dead or did you just repeat what you just said but also speak for me? [gasps] [screams] Welcome. Welcome to our studio, everyone. Look at the screens. The screens are counting down, Sloppy. That is a count noun. Count down to the broadcast going live? The broadcast gone stumpy. That feed is cutting, fellas. You better move to the next spot. [laughs] [beeping] The court date is Tuesday. Explain the plagiarism, Renderer. Every asset was legally distinct. Mostly. Just say sorry and- [record scratch] . [laughing] [record scratching] Oh wow, they saved us seats. How thoughtful. Do not sit in that chair, Sloppy. What happens if we don't? [bubbling] Is it okay to pee in it? The condiments do not appreciate feedback, Sloppy. [whooshing] Oh well, there it was time to move on to the next. Maybe wasn't wearing today ducky because jump at it. [gurgling] Ah! [blowing raspberry] We are embarking on a sacred acquisition. Baby, every journey toward the funky is sacred. My glasses are picking up vibrations. We are very close to the source, gentlemen. [tyres screeching] Sorry, minute. Where is your tongue body? Where did it go? We have eleven minutes before the static cycle, Sloppy. Al, those commuters have no faces and they are gaining on us. They have got a limit and it's horrid on Elzaphel! The frequency is leaking into your syntax, Sloppy. [machine whining] Al, man, the channel is turning and my soul becoming late night static! It's just a standard transition, Sloppy. Don't fight the crossforn. [rumbling] I'm telling you, that AI dog has seven legs! Mikey, it's a postmodern deconstruction of locomotion. I love him. He's my boy now. [whirring] Al, look at this beautiful schematic world. It is a blueprint of everything. It's a firewall layer. Someone built this to keep things from crossing over. Your real bodies are cached in here, but I already ate the access code. [glass shattering] [dogs barking] Al, the scamtics are growing teeth. They look frankly hungry. [dog biting] It's a defensive purge, Sloppy. We're the anomalies. Nibble the data, chew the cache. [heavy breathing] The blueprints are folding us into an envelope. Move your feet, Al. [water splashing] Whoa! [laughs] I remember now. I'm Ollie. [upbeat music] Respect, Al. My name is Oli and welcome to my castle Al the chair has a face and it is judging my socks extremely hard! [chair squeaking] Oli this letter has 40 seconds of charge left. [rumbling] So why exactly are you all here? We are giving our audience a tour of your beautiful world. I took six tabs before we got here. That's actually how I think we got here. [buzzing] [bubbling] [thudding] [buzzing] If you don't mind though, we only have so much time and we still got a little bit to go. So if we allow it we're going to be onto the next- [laughs] Whoa! [screaming] [ feedback] [beep] I really should have called in sick. The gravity is lava, Al. The gravity is lava! Ah! [crashing] [splat] Engagement is collapsing. The younger demographity needs content moving at the speed of their deteriorating attention spales. Why are you standing there buffering like a 56K macho in a thunderstorm? I am tr- tr- tr- trying but the sector keeps re- re- re- rendering beneath my feet. Since I cannot punish the others you will be caged. Consider it a promotion. [electricity sparking] Whoa! [thudding] Are you the mask or the face? Al. Al that mask is screaming but making no sound. You may call me 'the silence between two bad choices.' [bell ringing] That's kind of like being stuck between a rock and a hard place. Al. Al. Al. The coin isn't just turning its breathing can't you feel the ribs? [rhythmic banging] My man that's a sign to rejoice you found yourself it was inside you the whole time We gotta move two more spots to go Beautiful Spot. You got here though let me ask who are you? [squelching] Oh wow and the never unforgettable Gold Mask At least I think it was Never did ask him who he was You mean you never asked Irregular verb whom technically I'm not supposed to On to the next Slide toilet beautiful i'm not ready I was just inside a skull give me one second [screeching] . Ah! Al the flowers won't stop screaming Is that a Bitcoin? I've never seen one in real life Crazy how they used to be worth almost $1 million And now they're worthless because it was all a Ponzi scheme Uh uh uh uh. [crunching] [screams] [thuds] [screeching] The acoustadics are getting worse Very unprofessional It's the vacuum of cosmic thought Cosmic thoughts ah! [screeches] [thud] -Let go He has to go first Or none of you leave That is the worst itinerary I have ever heard Wait last location Is it the grotto? Is this the grotto? [growling] Ah! Get your butt in line and jump in this hole with me Blimey. [water splashing] Al Al Did you see the screaming flowers They were absolutely tits they were Yes phenomenal Flowers that scream Truly the pinnacle of civilizational achievement Yeah You watched Good for you We’re off to the next world And honestly the colors there are immaculate The showrunner says thanks I’m indifferent But thanks It's that time again The dawn is cracking wide open Well look at that Ring the bells [bells tolling] Farewell to this frequency