The Great Air Wall

Look at it. Beautiful. The biggest air filter in history. I posted it. 27 million views in an hour. You know that's not real. Reality is terrible marketing. We're calling it AirWall X Premium. [sighs] Of course you are. Canada is going to pay for every damn filter. Canadians deserve cleaner air. [footsteps] [sighs] Pierre, the cameras can't see you. The live stream still looks great. [scissors snipping] [alarm] [laughs] [door closing] [machine powering on] [gasps] Problem solved. Jesus Christ. That's objectively worse. Still counts as airflow. [somber music] Alberta should control its own air. That's not how air works. Federal oxygen has failed. I need a vacation. [somber music] [upbeat music] [air horn] What was that one for? Smoke surcharge. Very expensive smoke. We're adding a monthly smoke subscription. [birds chirping] [footsteps] [laughs] [door closing] [alarm] [wind blowing] Illegal smoke. That's literally weather. Weather can be marketized. Everything doesn't need a subscription. Not with that attitude. Turn it around. It's stealing our air. [machine powering on] The intake is reversed. Technically, it's importing. [machine powering down] Thank you, Krazer-A-Cant. I will file a report. [somber music] So, that accomplished absolutely nothing. It [clears throat] did generate engagement. Checkout is at 11:00. Reality checked out yesterday. History begins today. That doesn't look safe. It's running on beta firmware. [machine powering on] Look at that suction. This is somehow worse. A bill for this spring back a bit of Canada. Software update. [machine powering down] Well, at least it's washable. [machine beeping]