Oh Canada: The Dominion Motor Lodge

Borderline Chaos

S1 E52:16

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[gentle music] [coffee machine whirring] No more caving. Get a deal. 10 days, we keep negotiating. Excellent. Anything else before checkout? Good start. The coffee machine has already chosen economic isolation. Beautiful bottles. You shelve them, I become very reasonable. [bottle thudding] Those shelves are Ontario's call. [gun cocking] [gunshots] I like this guy less every episode. Your milk situation is very unfair. Nobody has ever seen milk this protected. The government remains committed to supply management. I brought options. Mark, if breakfast becomes another concession, I want that on camera. Pierre, you're filming a milk jar. It's polling well. [cash register chiming] You're charging motel guests to enter the motel? It's called reciprocity, Doug. That's called my parking lot. The pothole just entered the auto negotiations. Zero tariffs on lumber, steel, autos, exemption from Buy America. That's ambitious. You're welcome. Does he understand I can't negotiate with a letter? The letter gets excellent camera angles. What does the down arrow do? There isn't one. The machine understands negotiation. [machine beeping] We deal with the tariffs and get sector relief. I remembered something. This is exactly why Canada stops giving things away. Who's he? Opposition. Can we tariff that? Where's that going? It's part of the discussion. Ottawa can negotiate alcohol, provinces still control the shelves. Exactly. [glass shattering] That federal too? I have a statement ready if this fails. Naturally. August 19th still on the calendar. Somehow the mini board has a foreign policy. [dramatic music]

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