The Catering Crisis

[door opening] We have a threat warning. We need to move you immediately. How serious? Secret Service says credible and imminent. How sure are the intelligence people? Less sure. Okay. We're leaving, very quietly. Nobody knows. Good start. [truck moving] And the president goes through the kitchen. [snaps fingers] Correct. We're using the breakfast cart, aren't we? Absolutely not. We already removed the muffins. You're putting me in that? It's a food cart. Technically catering, sir. It's discreet. You haven't hit the parking lot yet. Make them gold. Ty. See? Perfect. Nobody will ever- What's going on here? Looks like infrastructure Nothing. Good news. We're fixing that Tuesday. [objects falling] Can you believe this guy? [door opening] Donald, quick question. How did you get in here? Door was open. Canadians deserve answers. Turn the camera off. You're the decoy now. Can I keep the footage? No. US intelligence couldn't independently verify the warnings. The people protecting the president decided they weren't taking the chance. I miss when motel security was a chain on the door. Where is Trump now? Van one north, van two east, van three stays here. Which one has Trump? That's classified. I'm right here. So none of the vans have Trump. That's what makes them convincing. I don't love this plan. [instrumental music] Just fill the hole, Doug. Environmental assessment, procurement, community suititation. We need this cart moving now. Tuesday. [dramatic sound] Three fake departures, seven room changes, [objects falling] entire motel locked down. [footsteps running] Very secure operation. [sighs] They moved a president through Anjarra in a catering truck. We still can't move this cart six feet. Who's that down there? Doug. He's announcing the pothole. At night? The hole tested better in this lighting. I knew it. [explosion] The threat assessment is complicated. The motel remains extremely clear.