Janine and Edward (allegedly).

[jazzy music] And now my first guest tonight, Edward Sosci. [audience cheering] Apparently. [audience applauding] Oh, you don't look anything like how I imagined Edward Sosci. That's because I'm not Edward Sosci. You're not? I'm his stand-in. His stand-in? Yeah. The real Edward is busy making deals and restoring an Orson Welles movie with AI. So I got the substitute Edward. Pretty much. Great. Do you know what he does? Not really. Then why are you here? I was available. That's the most qualified answer we've had tonight. Thank you. It wasn't a compliment. So, substitute Edward, what exactly do you do? I work in technology and entertainment. That's very vague. Yes. Was that intentional? A little, yes. Apparently, the real Edward created something called Showrunner. Yes. Do you know what that is? I believe it's a way of making television. You believe? I'm the stand-in. Right. Vanilla is good, strawberry- So nobody here actually knows anything. Vanilla is good, strawberry? Mm. Okay, we are out of time, but before we go, I need you to do a little dance, hum something, and put that cone on your head. I'm sorry. You want me to- Do it. That's our show. I'm Janine Stiglitz. Good night, and yeah, good night. [clapping] [humming] [clapping] [audience laughing] [upbeat music]