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Reluctant! with Janine

Janine on the Street

S1 E8 · 2 min

Producers wanted to ask every day people, non-everyday questions…sure.

Season 1

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So apparently we're doing a segment outside because someone decided the show needed fresh air. I had a chair, I had an ottoman, I had a system. [sighs] Anyway, we're going outside, reluctantly. Hi. Sorry, quick question for television, unfortunately. How big is God? Like, are we talking tall or just big? Well, I figure he's big enough to make everything, so maybe bigger than that. So he's big enough to make everything, but nobody's ever measured him. Okay. Okay, good talk. Excuse me, do you have a second for a question you will regret answering? If ghosts are real, why are they wearing clothes? Did the clothes die, too? Clothes remember us. Ghost shirts have to go somewhere, right? So the shirt has a soul now. Mm-hmm. The shirt goes to heaven. Got it. Great, thank you. I'm going to go stand over there now. Hi. Sorry, quick question for television, unfortunately. Do fish know they're wet? I mean, probably not. Fish don't really know they're wet. So a fish has never once thought, "Huh, I'm damp." Okay. [sighs] We're back. The street is still out there. It didn't get better while I was gone. [upbeat music]

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