The Hardcore Icon

El cerdito priorero mañana perro mucho calivente, mucho gudo. Hey gringo, I habla English but you, perfecto el carajo. [dramatic sound] Oh, good. Thank God. You engantlet machismo y no. Woohoo, no. Comprende señoro, me win, yes? No. Sí, me comple el cara- I like that. El carajo, me el carajo, me el carajo, me carajo. [screaming] Stool. Total stool. Hola friends. Do you suffer from diarrhea? Try Pepto today. It's a winner. [explosion] Oink. [bone cracking] Apollo, you're such a ray of light. Must be because you're still, you're a virgin. It's true though, Zeus really likes you. Okay, bye. [dramatic sound] [door slamming] That is... I am... How dare you? Welcome to our extravanganzo, Titans Palabaza. [upbeat music] [crowd cheering] Icked up my teleprompter. You're fired. [static] [upbeat music] Hey, Axe baby, you slurring your words out there. I'm me, Homer, damn it. [fly buzzing] And I'm El Carajo. Get to the back. I'll do commentary. This next match is an HPW hardcore triple threat. [upbeat music] Introducing first, Ares, the hardcore icon. That's funny. [crowd cheering] And his opponents, hailing from the showrunner DT Discord on the interwebs, Too Legit. [upbeat music] What is this, a free advertisement? They're going to get creamed. [upbeat music] [crowd cheering]