The Rift Unleashed

The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Pleasiana Dia versus Nyxara. After you, goddess. I prefer you in front of me. The only thing behind me tonight is your loss, serpent. [dramatic music] [crowd cheering] [gasps] That crack, it's under the ring, Nyxara. I know, goddess. I put it there. Linda, sandwich now. Boy, fix the antenna before I miss this. Three, four. [bell ringing] [dragon roaring] [object thudding] You weren't supposed to touch it. Get off! [Nyxara grunts] [object thuds] Your crack fears me, serpent. What else does? Everything has two heads, goddess. Watch the other one. [dramatic music] [gasps] Your crack gave birth to you, serpent. What does that mean? I did not summon that. Then neither of us controls this ring. [dramatic music] [dragon roaring] [crowd gasps] Don't worry, ladies. I clocked that thing from the tunnel. Max, you do not belong in this ring. Ah! Brian's being a dork again. Unless he was sent to finish what I started. [dramatic music] [Max grunts] [Nyxara laughs] Wait, that thing is looking at her, not me? You just handed Nyxara a shield. Move! Obey. [dramatic music] You want it? Then hold it, or it holds you. It just stopped listening. That thing broke free. Stop. I said stop! [yells] [dragon roaring] You traitor. I made you. [crowd cheering] The viper's nest just imploded, live on air. Apophis has gone rogue. Somebody call this off. The nest is eating itself. [dramatic music] [Max grunts] [Apophis groans] [Gail coughs] You dare interrupt the eating? Relax. I just wanted the assist credit. Both of you will regret touching me. [dramatic music] [foot thudding] [Apophis screams] One, two, three. [bell rings] Lightning doesn't ask permission. It just strikes. It's spreading. You have no idea what you just awakened. The crack, it fed on all of us. This was my match. I am declaring myself the winner. Tell it to the scoreboard, fish scales. The crack chose us all equally. I did a great job tonight. [crowd groans] Folks, I don't even know what we just witnessed tonight. That was either divine intervention or the greatest thing I've ever seen. We're at commercial. Who wants a T-shirt? [whimsical music] [crowd cheering] [upbeat music] [mouth crunches] Holy hotness solarious, give me some milk. Cut. Reset, everybody. Let's go again. Act like you enjoy it. I am on fire, man. Literally. Places, please. [dramatic music] You let them walk in, Joe. That was interference. I had no angle. The rules were clear. [object clangs] The next time, I handle it myself. [dramatic music] Apophis, earlier tonight, you caused havoc in the ring. What do you have to say? I'm the World Eater. [dragon roaring] [Max screams] That doesn't answer my question. Let's throw it back to ringside. [object crashes] You have to take it up with referee Mo. He was on the outside. On the outside? On the outside. He's not a real person. [body thuds] I'm okay. [dramatic music]