Helios Pro Wrestling

The Pit of Peril

S1 E112:01

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Tough break, losing half the audience. Bathroom line, apparently. Still more people watching me than buying your ice cream. What did you just say? [ice cream squelching] Thanks, Zeus, I'm here with the spirit of the HWO. [upbeat music] [gasps] I give up. [screams] Behold, mortals, the greatest body in HHW history. [camera clicking] [upbeat music] [body thuds] Yes. Fall for us, little hero. [upbeat music] [body thuds] [laughs] Holy Hydra slithering and slathering. Hercu-les will need a bath and a cigarette after this. He'll be walking funny tomorrow, but man, he sure looks good in that silat. What do you think, Kennedy? Mr. Kennedy? Where did he go? [upbeat music] Just one more slice. I own this place. [munching] [gasps] [body thuds] Ares, get back in this ring right now. Right now! [audience cheering] [upbeat music] If that ain't foreshadowing. Who's the man? I am. [ jeering] We want Hydra. [body thuds] [upbeat music] Don't go in there. I got to go, man. Your funeral. [gasps] [body slams] [upbeat music] 12 labors, bro. Now make it 13. [body slamming] [bell ringing] One, two, three. Your winner, Hercu-les! [fireworks exploding] We slip back into the dark. [laughs]

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