Underworld Showdown

[door slamming] Got it. Go, go, go. The stunt begins now. [panting] Someone lock this gurney! [siren blaring] [dramatic music] [growling] You just saved my life, man. The bottle, it must go on camera now. [gasping] Nobody told me this was a Surge commercial. [screaming] Another week as champ, another mega payday. Woo-hoo. [crowd cheering] [heartbeat beating] [dramatic music] [gasping] Are we done? There's no more matches? Ken, we have two dark matches, but you still have to end the show for viewers at home. [beep] You okay? We're live. [gasping] From all of us at HBW, I'm Kennedy Axemans. Have a good night. And we're out. That was priceless. It's a good thing I like you. Oh my God, I swore on live TV. Production truck bleeped it. You're good. [sighs] [phone vibrating] [dramatic music] Kneel before your king, little referee. Sir, I, I-- Yes, Your Majesty. Okay. The underworld opens and bows to no one. [triumphant music] Snort. Squeal. You dare defile my ring, barnyard filth? Gentlemen, hands to yourselves. Bell rings now. [bell ringing] Bow to your king, little beast. [oinks] [crowd cheering] [dramatic music] Back off, that's a shove, Hades. One warning. [dramatic music] [body thudding] This is beneath me. Absolute filth. Squeal. [oinking] One, two, three. Hades, get back in this ring. Squealing. [body thudding] [crowd gasping] Fly now, little cherub. Fly. Get off the wings. That's illegal, Hades. [oinks] Squeal. [body thudding] [crowd cheering] [fists thudding] Stay down. Kings don't fight pork. Hades, open that hand now. You dare touch a king's crown? [oinking and squealing] [body thudding] [crowd cheering] I've got it. Hands off, Hades. No, you wretched swine. I am king. [dramatic music] [body slamming] [crowd gasping] One, two, three. [bell ringing] Squealing. [bell ringing] Your winner, El Sergito. [oinking] You ain't seen the last of me, piggy. Oh, boohoo. Smell on that. [laughing] [crowd cheering]