The Fireball Rebirth

[door slamming] [Mikey screaming] Mikey, where in the hell you been, son? Risha, throat's so dry. I'm dying over here. Three weeks sober. Stop being so dramatic, Mikey. [Mikey groaning] Please, Risha. Well, let me tell you something, fireball. [sighs] [slurping] Thank you, God. [Mikey groaning] [door slamming] [Jason laughing] Jason, that maniac just tried to run us over. Doug saved us seats. Move, boys. Bud, that was the most alive I've felt all week. Fire a fireball. [stool shattering] Huh? [upbeat music] The stool's broken. And wait, where's Doug and Risha? [laughing] That's how you know it's a Saturday in the Marians, boys. [upbeat music] Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma. Let me tell you something, Mikey. No fireball in rehab. [laughs] None. Zero. They checked. [door opening] [moaning] [gentle music] Buddy, they have a pool. The Shirley Tempos are bottomless, Mikey. [page turning] [gasps] [whimsical music] Kyle, is that actually you? Yeah, meds turned me blue, but I like it. Come for a swim, Mikey. [water bubbling] Oh, I know, sexy dragon lady. Don't be a wimp. [punching] [Mikey screaming] [water splashing] [angelic music] Justin, is that actually you, buddy? Yes, my fireball child, but your journey's not over. What does that mean? [water bubbling] Kyle was a blue turtle, and there was this sexy dragon. I saw him. You saw him him, Mikey? Yeah, Jason, him. [dragon roaring] [pottery shattering] [explosion] Boys, I am Justin reincarnated, and you shall feed me fireball. He's come back for a drink. [pottery shattering] [Mikey groaning] [dragon roaring] [explosion] [laughing] Mikey, how did you even get back here before us? [gasps] Run! [upbeat music] Let me tell you something. Get him. [tyres screeching] [laughing] Leave me alone, Doug. Let me tell you something. Get back here. [breathes heavily] [tyres screeching] [car door closing] Mikey, in. [upbeat music] [tyres screeching] Beer can chuck-a-rackate time. Thanks, Kyle. Let's go back to rehab. Buckle up, brother. [engine roaring] [upbeat music]