The Whopper Wish

I'm just saying, if they were real people, they wouldn't stand a chance against your old man, Link. Duh, Dad, they're Saiyans. You get what I'm saying? [laughs] [door closes] [upbeat music] [car revs] Old Kyle, is that you? We will have two Dragon Ball meals. This is Matrix food, man. Duh, I un-know. [laughs] Bruh, this one's way weaker. Not now, Kakarot. Some imbecile just insulted me. That insult will not go unanswered. Bruh, that's actually him. [footsteps] Here, man. You can have the toy. I hate second-place characters. Your power level of disrespect is over 9,000. Dad, bruh, that's the actual Vegeta. [slurps] [burps] [explosion] Vegeta! Where is this guy's power level? Look, buddy, I'm just trying to have dinner with my son. You stay out of this. [sighs] [explosion] What's it going to take to get you to fight me? Boy says you got magic dragon balls. Bring me those, we'll talk. You cannot be serious. [claps] [explosion] [footsteps] Dad, say Shenron. I wish, uh, Sharon to appear. No, that's not how you say it. [explosion] I am Sharon. I only grant evil's wishes, okay? Bruh, I un-know how to explain this. Hold up. Check my internet history. She'll understand. Uh, um, okay. State your wish. All right then, bud. Make me way stronger than that Goku fella and send me to the lookout to battle him. Ugh, okay. Literally whatever. Wish granted. [explosion] Come out and face me, Goku. It's like rain on your wedding day. [explosion] Nice moves, big ears. How strong are you right now? I will throw both of you off this platform. They just teleported off, left us standing here like fools. Yeah. My dad does that a lot. Fine. We eat, then we deal with this. [footsteps] [birds chirping] [gasps] [claps] You absolute moron. That's how strong, bud. [footsteps] [laughs] You're stronger than Vegeta. Wanna spar. [explosion] Your aura. What are you? I don't know, bud. I just don't want to spill my beer. Then let's find your limit. [upbeat music] [punching] [explosion] Watch this. [explosion] But how? You ruined my burger day. [explosion] Worthy disciple. Bruh, I don't know, Dad. I un-know. [explosion] Next time, we're going to McDonald's. [laughs] Till next time on Chimmy's Pub. Zzz. [outro music]