The Frozen Throne of Chimmy's

[wind blows] [footsteps thudding] [dragon roaring] The wall falls today. Charge! Rah! Crush them all. Making a puddle, rah. Where are we? Vikings don't die on walls. Rah! Nothing stops me, bro. Hold still, you big, hairy maple leaf. [metal clanks] [suspenseful music] You are too small, little man. For the wall, brothers. Rah. Eat arrow, giant dude. [bow creaks] [arrow twangs] [fire roars] [laughs] Rah. [crashing sound] He's too strong. Yo, Atlee, you good? That looked like it hurt, bro. [dragon roars] Dragon. Bite him. Chomp, chomp. Go, go, go. [dragon roars] Ah! What, a dragon? That is cheating, amigo. Now. It is over. [grunts] [horn blows] [sword swishes] [body thuds] [footsteps thudding] [sword swishes] Ah. There's still more, Shadowheart. [laughs] [fire roars] [explosion] Kyle, ice mark, buddy. What in the blazes? Run left or run right, pick one now. Making a puddle, boys. A big one. [explosion] [fire roars] The wall is ours, B-By. Nobody takes the wall. This is exactly what the matrix wants us doing. Someone got a smoke up here or what? [grunts] [wind blows] [explosion] [fire sizzles] [explosion] Ah! Kyle, ice mark, buddy. What in the blazes? Run left or run right, pick one now. Making a puddle, boys. A big one. Lard thunder Kyle, let's give him the old hat trick. High low. Go. [fire roars] Thank you. [explosion] [birds chirping] [wind blows] [footsteps] Incompetent morons, can't do anything right. No matter, I'll just get more. [rocks falling] Not so fast, buddy. [wind blows] [exhales] [jumps] Not so fast, buddy. Incompetent morons, can't do anything. Guess I'll just get more. [wind blows] [explosion] In fact, watch this. [snaps finger] [zombies growling] I won't do anything. She will. [explosion] [angelic music] [fire roars] [zombie growls] Ha! You think fire scares me? Dracarys. [fire roars] Gr. I'm Rob's sister Targaryen, and this is how you die. [fire roars] Oh, heck yeah! Get them. [laughs] [upbeat music] [laughs] To battle well fought, boys. Rounds on me, By. Heck yeah, finally, eh? Something feels off in here. [wind blows] [dragon roars] [laughs] [bubbles burble] [gasps] That's one way to hit the high notes. [fire sizzles] [dragon roars] [grunts] The shadow from the mountain, it's followed them here. We have grave news. Jason's crew has minutes. [wind blows] [panting] Sir Jason, where is Shadowheart right now? Fighting a shadow out back. I left him there. The Black Queen tricked us. She's imprisoned King Doug. Take us to Shadowheart now. [wind blows] [sword clinks] You can't stop what's already inside. [grunts] Lux Ricola, back to flesh now. [fire roars] [wind blows] [gasps] What is this? [wind blows] [footsteps] [gasps] Sorry, old friend, the Black Queen tricked us all. No! We will stop her, every last one of us. [coughs] I'm sorry, bud, but she tricked us. Doug is gone? No! [buildings explode] [dragon roars] [gasps] Guys, I found a dragon. Can you believe that? [dragon roars] Mikey cannot be left here alone. She is moving her shadow army. We fly now, or it's over. [wings flap] [heartbeat thumps] [suspenseful music] The kingdom is mine now, you fools. Let me tell you something. Shadowheart is coming for you. Nobody's going anywhere. [horn blows] [metal clanging] With pleasure. [dramatic music] Down there. That's him. That's the big fella. Let's begin. [crowd cheering] Hmm. You picked the wrong arena, boys. [growling] [grunting] [metal clanging] You should have stayed on that dragon, son. Bigger men than you have said that. What in the hell is that? [laughing menacingly] Buddy, you okay? You just zoned out completely. I'm fine. Just thinking. You were gripping that pint glass like an ax, man. [laughing menacingly] [screaming] [glass clinking] [panting] Buddy, you okay? You just zoned out completely. I'm fine. Just thinking. You were gripping that pint glass like an ax, man. Man, I'd die for a fireball shot right now. [laughing] Hmm. Mike, you're a great companion. [fire whooshing] Atley, we must destroy the Death Star. You're not real. Buddy, none of this is. [lightsabers whooshing] [upbeat music] Thanks for drink drink with us, buddy. Same bar stools tomorrow night. Yep. And if you want to come to really bar and buy the real Mikey a drink in person, come on down to Chimmy's in Edmortan. Edfortan. [laughing] [outro music]