Poket problems!

[whimsical music] [footsteps] [chime] That's the Ash Ashkenger jacket. Holy smokes. [thud] I got to be a Pokémon master, buddy. [grunts] [panting] [grunts] Out of my way. I've got badges to earn. [crumbling] [trumpet] Hey, that's my look. [panting] You have to pay for that. You have to pay for that. [grunts] Come on, you own that Ajurin. Get Zoporce to take. [crumbling] [trumpet] [growls] Hey, where'd you get the XL, you hoser? [panting] [grunts] [crash] B-b-b-bye. [tires screeching] I have to find that better-looking me and take his jacket. [rock music] Come back here, handsome. That's my look, pal. Did that cloud just wink at me? [rock music] [gasps] Another round then, old man? [sighs] [door slam] Behold, the greatest Pokémon master alive. I'm getting too old for this shit. [laughs] [rock music] I choose you, you little knockoff. Wait, there can only be one Ash Kelcho. [grunts] [slow motion grunt] [thud] [laughing] Five bucks says he stays down this time. [groans] [footsteps] [sighs] [laughs] Battle time, loser. I waited my whole life for this. [dramatic music] Not here, the Arena Mikey. Are you ready, old friend? [dramatic music] [crack] [laughs] Come out, Doug. [dramatic music] I am inevitable. Doug, buddy, you in there? [explosion] Let me tell you something, that is one handsome Pokémon she has. Wait. Wait, is that thing real? I want to throw an axe at it. [whimsical music] [train] [rock music] Okay, buddy. Let's show him what we got. [explosion] [barking] [screech] [lasers firing] Wait, can fire beat a Mewtwo? [screech] [thud] [whooshing] [punching] [laughs] You can't win, Mikey. [grunts] Cold always wins. [beeping] There's only one way out. I'm hitting the button. [explosion] [roars] Oh, he's jacked. He's absolutely jacked. [beeping] I believe in you, Monkey. Go. [roars] [explosion] Round two. I don't go down easy. [growls] Strong. You were strong, Monkey. [screams] [thud] No, no. [cries] He was supposed to win. [growls] [explosion] Beauty shot, Monkey. I knew you had it in him. [beeping] [whimsical music] This is definitely not the makes, buddy. [hoots] [door slam] [screams] Jimmy's Pub and Grill. To be continued. [rock music] Guess she had to missed an appointment, eh? [laughs] [door slam] [burps] You were my first partner. I know you can do this. [growls] [explosion] [dramatic music] Monkey, is that who I think it is? [screeches] [growls] [cheering] Jimmy's Pub and Grill. To be continued. [thud]